Fourth year of University… the shit we get up to yeesh. Being a student you are forced get creative with minimal resources due to restricted funds but this never stops us from having a jolly time

One day, we decided to build a fort. All you need is kite string, a few duvet covers, a rather sturdy light fitting and of course fairy lights!

It was lost in a shroud of secrets and shadows

Being none other than the Magnificent Fort of Imagination and Mystery.

Where all your wildest fantasies were brought to life.

A fort is not a fort without a resident Buddha – rub his belly and make a wish

The Neighbours came to revel in its mystique, Olivia is responsible

Heads down and take a breath, hold hands and share the energy

The Fort attracts all the beauties

Seeing before the eyes no longer see – thanks Big Foot you old pal you.

Well what did you expect! Course it got slightly trashed  throughout the evening but the Fort survived, barely but surely.

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Well shit, we can’t be cool and classy all the time. Taking it done a few notches… slash there were never any notches lets be honest.

The one tradition you can’t escape in Dunedin – flat redcards and the cringe moments you’re forced to endure but love all the same. The names of the above will remain anonymous for their own mental well-being…

Boys Beware. How else to end a night dressed in nappies, sipping from baby bottles then to destroy a chest of draws, a TV, some clothes,  a giant ‘Skull-o-meter’ glass handle and a desk chair….

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A day on the run to Portobello, what we found there… nil… apart from $1 Popsicle, beautiful scenery and fresh ocean air

talented creative beautiful, Brooke Darlison.

turtles to make you smile, seagulls to make you cry.

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Here is a step by step visual guide to a delicious nutritious snack perfect for those on a strict budget, in 3 easy steps you get satisfaction for a fraction of the price!

Step 1 – Fill a pan with the vitamin and mineral packed canola oil, we prefer olive oil but unless an Old has been to visit the chances of that being handy are zip

step 2 – Chop the most nutritious vegetable we fondly call spuds into 0.5cm thick slices

step 3 – Add to the hot oil, snap-sizzle-pop and they’re done when they’re golden.

serve hot with a sprinkling of salt and Watties oh shit I mean Budget tomato sauce-a-plenty

Relax and enjoy knowing your getting a full serving of healthy veges mmm the student diet, so good for you.

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Fire Poi – I want to learn!

Flames from the devil whirling about your head, yeah easy.

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To end –  words from the wisest

Like a solid rock is not shaken by the wind, so the wise are not moved by praise or blame.

peace x