Brooke has a brown lighter and they aren’t all that common, most likely because no one really wants a shit coloured lighter, for this reason it always seems to come back to her.

But one fateful friday it nearly got away (smokers and their thieving hands) but I took it under my wing and here are some of the things it got up to on its wild weekend away.

 

It was a fun trip up, with trucks and lights and coffee and incense and twisties aaand the poo lighter.

This is the poo lighter, he likes to play drinking games.

The flat where the universe was changed forever in one night, plus Daniel’s favourite bench.

Thomson and Thompson are on the case!

Poo lighter is a mad skater

Time for a wiggle.

Then yoga to limber up.

Bit of light reading.

Poo lighter likes to sip his  Glenlivet whiskey while chilling on his throne.

Ear experience with a bit of fuck you too.

Sheep are his favourite animal.

Cooking up a storm… of goon.Despite the constant ridicule he gets from being a rather unpopular colour the poo lighter managed to make some friends.

Chris is the new Milkybar Kid.It was a wondrous moment; the Poo lighter is not alone on this earth!

Orange beanies for orange heads.

Much needed clarity from the depths of a freezing cold pool (Chris snapped this one).

Don’t think – just jump.

… 27 hours later… huh?

The Poo lighter survived his bender of a weekend unscathed to be returned to Brooke once again, they are currently still together, the tie is yet to be broken. Can the bond between the Poo lighter and Brooke really overcome centuries of lighter theft by Smokers? Only time will tell.